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Eek's Seinfeld page

Welcome to my seinfeld page! I've love seinfeld because it is just sooo funny! Here is some pictures for you just incase you havent seen seinfeld before!

The cast

Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld plays himself in this comedy. Jerry, the main character of Seinfel, has a brilliant talent and can make almost anything funny. He has grown up loving comedians and is now one of the best stand up comedians around.

Jason Alexander

Jason Alexander plays George. He is portrayed as Jerry's sidekick and is very funny in seinfeld. He plays a paranoid single male who loves scams and other devious things. He adds to the humor of seinfeld and is a very talented actor.

Julia Lois-Dreyfus

Julia Louis-Dreyfus plays Elain Benes who is good friends with Jerry. She used to date him but now they are just friends. She often gets herself stuck into various messes and is also another talented actor.

Michael Richards

Michael Richards plays Cosmo Kramer, who lives down the hall from seinfeld. He is often tense and still manages to bring laughter to the screen, Michael Richards is a very talented actor and brings a physical agility which is rarely seen.


These are a few of my favourite quotes.


  • "These pretzels are making me thirsty."
  • "All I said was I liked the pen."
  • "Newman!"


  • "Mrs. Seinfeld, I am begging you, put the air conditioning on!"
  • "Stella!!!!!"
  • "Pick a glass Mrs. Seinfeld, pick a glass!"


  • "Ahhhttt!!!"
  • "George's whole personality is a disguise."
  • "These pretzels are making me thirsty."


  • "You're killing independant George!"
  • "These pretzels are making me thirsty."
  • "Take me with you."



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